Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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