THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
