So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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