She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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