I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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