Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Do vagina's smell?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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