ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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