Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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