I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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