margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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