What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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