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• (512): View more from Texas

  he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That was an excessively violent trivia night

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.

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• (714): View more from California

  She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?

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