We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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