is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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