yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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