That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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