what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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