imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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