I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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