there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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