you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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