the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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