North Korea, Best Korea!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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