I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
