the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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