I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it glows. i had to have it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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