dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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