YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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