If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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