i was rollin on her like bob the builder
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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