I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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