i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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