Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
