What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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