My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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