Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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