what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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