Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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