Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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