Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
that is very illegal...i love you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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