Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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