yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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