we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
