Don't you send me to vm
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
