Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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