so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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