And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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