Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
