My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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