Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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