Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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