so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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