check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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