found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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