This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it glows. i had to have it.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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