So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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